Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

9 fruits that are known to flush out toxins from liver and kidneys when consumed daily - Times of India

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I can count

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Shakira Says Being an Immigrant in the U.S. Amid Trump’s Policies “Means Living in Constant Fear” - The Hollywood Reporter

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have a reading level above third grade

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I see through liars

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Have you ever been a victim of gaslighting? What happened?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Hackers take aim at Washington Post journalists in an apparent ‘targeted’ cyberattack - CNN

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I actually pay taxes

What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have complete contempt for fakery

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

I can read

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t buy bullshit

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee